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"No offense, Mrs. Johnson, but this music makes me feel like I’m waiting for a dentist appointment." Mom: clenches steering wheel "Of course, honey. Play your music."

Every time you dip your paddle, Alex screams, "OH MY GOD, YOU GOT WATER ON MY SHIRT. IT’S LINEN." -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

Did you survive a camping trip with a chaotic duo? Share your war stories in the comments below. "No offense, Mrs

You eat a granola bar in the woods, alone, pretending to look for firewood just to get away from the conversation about Alex’s "chakra alignment." To salvage the trip, your mom rents a kayak. A tandem kayak. You have to share with Alex. IT’S LINEN

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the fact that your mom will eventually suggest a “bonding trip” that involves mosquitoes, freeze-dried ice cream, and zero cell service. But when you add your mom and your annoying friend into a single tent for 72 hours, you aren’t just camping. You are stepping onto the set of a psychological thriller called “Whose Marshmallow Did You Just Touch?”