Beach Party - Mummy Transcript

(Finally stopping her struggle, she glares at the teens. Deadpan.) I am not a disaster. I am resourceful. I am a mother providing shade. I am... a beach party mummy .

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I look like a beach party mummy. And if you post that, I’m taking your Wi-Fi for a month. (Finally stopping her struggle, she glares at the teens

A: According to the creator @TheUnprofessionals , the actor (Sarah M.) padded her ribs with foam. The fall into the donut float was rehearsed. The laughter from the teens was genuine. I am a mother providing shade

(Pulling towel off) I am not a gorilla. I am a Hungarian entrepreneur shielding my complexion.

Uh, Mrs. Davidson? That sign isn’t cemented in.

(Whispering to Chloe) Dude. Your mom looks like a mummy.